unyieldingdragon | Emp IC Inbox

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What the hell did you do?

What I what?

What’s this about a date? And why does it have your name all over it?

Oh, that's right! Congrats on your date! Who's the lucky person? [He sees nothing wrong about this.]

I’ll find out if I go.

I didn’t tell you I haven’t had a date in years so you could pull this, y’know.

That's exactly why I did it! Look, there's no commitment if it doesn't work out, and maybe you'll make a new friend out of this in the end.

Sick of me already? Didn't know you wanted me to find new friends already.

What? Now hold on just a minute. That's not what I--it's because we're friends that I'm just looking out for ya!

Hah. It's fun to tease, ain't it? Relax. I'm kidding.

Oh, so you do know how to be funny. Hah! Make sure you show them your good side!

What makes you think I don't have a sense of humor?

What does that mean?

It means quit wasting time and go have some fun with your date already! Nobody likes to be stood up.

Dhurke, if I knew you were this desperate for romance, I'd have signed you up.

Me? My heart is already taken by someone! I'd be breaking my mystery date's heart instead.

I thought you wanted me to find new friends.

. . . Well, friendship could lead into something more!

I'm never telling you anything again.

You don't really mean that.

It's tempting.